all I have is a shitty tumblr and an even shittier personality

Grace

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whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

queenoftheimps:

FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.

charmn:

Walk into the club like what up I got a big croc.

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

cinderidiot:

cinderidiot:

tomorrow is september first

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it’s september first

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horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement